The following people have been eliminated from the 2007 Pansathon:

1. Brian Beers - 0 Days (10/22/2007)
   Changed pants for work on the day that the Pantsathon started
2. Matt Scalise - 1 Day (10/23/2007)
   Kind of wasn't ever in the Pantsathon, but he did register, so for the one day that he wore the same pair of pants, we can say that he lasted one day
3. Hannah Keller - 1 Day (10/23/2007)
   Quit for no apparent reason
4. Mary McFadden - 2 Days (10/24/2007)
   Girl problems!
5. Ashley Pilipiszyn - 3 Days (10/25/2007)
   Laziness?
6. Wendy Wise - 5 Days (10/26/2007)
   Mysterious stain obtained while "checking her e-mail"
7. Katie Steensma - 5 Days (10/26/2007)
   Chewing tobacco accident
8. Chris Kareska - 5 Days (10/26/2007)
   Couldn't stand the pressure
9. Tim Mclaughlin - 5 Days (10/26/2007)
   Pants accidentally came in contact with Hillary Clinton and had to be burned
10. Allison Miller - 6 Days (10/27/2007)
    Dog poo accident
11. Paul Vaccarello - 19 Days (11/9/2007)
    Tragic chocolate milk experience
12. Andy Doten - 20 Days (11/10/2007)
    Football and Deer do not mix
13. Marty McAndrews - 21 Days (11/11/2007)
    Decided that it would be a good idea to wear shorts while on vacation
14. Robert Montgomery - 22 Days (11/12/2007)
    Quit due to his role in a theatrical production in which he was required to wear tights
15. Brett Tucker - 25 Days (11/15/2007)
    His mother bribed him with a PS3 to quit
16. Paul Smith - 25 Days (11/15/2007)
    Got snot on his pants
17. Victor Vieira-Branco - 26 Days (11/16/2007)
    Overwhelmed by the scuzziness of the Pantsathon
18. Danielle Johnson - 27 Days (11/17/2007)
    IMEA as well as being grossed out by pants
19. Emily May
20. Leo Gonzalez - 33 Days (11/23/2007)
    Overwhelming pantastical odor
21. Greg Arata - 33 Days (11/23/2007)
    Father washed his pants at night
22. Mary Kate Chlada - 36 Days (11/26/2007)
    Forgot about the Pantsathon and put on other pants when she woke up
23. Colin Peterik - 37 Days (11/26/2007)
    Removed pants in order to drink milk
24. Simeon Tzolov - 40 Days (11/26/2007)
    Had surgery on his foot, which was pre-approved by the Security Council. Upon returning home, he was on Vicodin, which impaired his ability to wear pants as well as his judgment to desire to wear his pants. This most unfortunate situation is what eliminated our admirable friend
25. Kyle Stimpson - 45 Days (12/5/2007)
    Grossed out by the yellow hue that his pants acquired
26. Will Gumbiner - 64 Days (12/24/2007)
    Dropped out due to a combination of Pantsathon apathy and his pants' utterly terrible condition
27. Ben Mueller - 65 Days (12/25/2007)
    Received a kilt for Christmas and tried it on, thus marring his eligibility
28. John Lukaszewicz - 65 Days (12/25/2007)
    Changed his pants for Christmas Mass
29. Mary Stroka - 78 Days (1/7/2008)
    Eliminated due to a violation of Rule #6. Questioned by third party agent, Peter Conn
30. Bridget Dooley - 80 Days (1/9/2008)
    Mother washed her pants while she was sleeping. This is the second time that we've seen sabotaging mothers during this year's competition
31. Mike Skoda - 85 Days (1/14/2008)
    Eliminated due to a violation of Rule #6. Questioned by Adam Stephens
32. Adam Stephens - 85 Days (1/14/2008)
    Eliminated due to a violation of Rule #6. Questioned by Mike Skoda immediately following Mike Skoda's elimination
33. Derek Rieckmann - 85 Days (1/14/2008)
    Changed his pants for work
34. Maris Fry - 97 Days (1/27/2008)
    Changed pants to put together an "awesome" out fit for a Girl Talk concert. Failed to realize that nothing is awesome outside of The Pantsathon
35. Jay Taylor - 131 Days (2/29/2008)
    The President of the Pantsathon resigned from competition due to the following things that had accumulated on his pants: vomit, urine-like odor, and rotten egg yolk
36. Anthony Spatafora - 134 Days (3/3/2008)
    Quit due to holes, stains, and smells originating from his denim wear. Anthony is heir to be President of the 2008 Pantsathon since he was the last remaining junior
37. Lucy Parker - 141 Days (3/10/2008)
    Her pants were soaked up to her knees with water on account of x-treme rain in Texas
38. Nico Herman - 167 Days (4/5/2008)
    Simply decided to call it quits
39. Sean Francis - 218 Days (5/26/2008)
    Dragons or Vampires
40. Julian Ignacio - 221 Days (5/29/2008)
    Saw Zak Effron, got excited, and gave Zak his pants to remember him by. Zak denied this gift leaving Julian embarrassed and eliminated from The Pantsathon
41. Abbey Denlinger 230 days (6/8/2008)
    Champion
42. Richard Griffith 230 Days (6/8/2008)
    Champion

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